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Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "lets have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "Im going to have to put him down." "Just because hes cross-eyed?" says the man. "No, because hes heavy," says the vet.

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