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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im turning into a frogYour just playing too much croquet!... more
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| "Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse!... more
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| Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.... more
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| How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a snailDont worry well soon have you out of your shell!... more
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| Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more
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| Doctor, doctor I keep thinking Im a beeBuzz off cant you see Im busy?... more
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| The patient shook his doctors hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!... more
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| A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "dont get ex... more
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