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| A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital f... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks hes a computer.Well bring him in so I can cure him.I cant, I need to use him to... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a butterflyWill you say what you mean and stop flitting about!... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help?Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much cl... more
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| Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more
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| Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a caterpillar Dont worry youll soon change!... more
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| Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a bell?Take these and if it doesnt help give me a ring!... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fa... more
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