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| Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw blood.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?Use a pencil till I get there... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a mothGet out of the way, your in my light!... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.Dont worry, its just a bug thats going around!... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!Sit!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I cant get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and youll soon drop off.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im on a diet and its making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, thats a lot of calori... more
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| A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fa... more
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