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| A pipe burst in a doctors house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-ty... more
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| 2. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was tak... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "Im afraid were going to have to operate you again... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im invisibleWho said that?... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!What, you mean those square ones?Yes!The ones you put butter on?Yes!Oh, Youre Cracker... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nurses are taught in nurs... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, youve got it again!... more
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| 9. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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