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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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