| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters,"... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon.Sit there and dont stir.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If theyre OK, then its... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has sto... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor, I think Im a bridge. Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say were very busy. Dont keep saying Its a madhouse."... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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