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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 63 | | | | Joke: | A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "Im going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings outa fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough."She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough."She says, "Listen, Ace, why dont you just throw it over yourshoulder and go as a gasoline pump?" | | | |
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