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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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