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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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