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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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