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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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