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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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