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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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