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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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