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| A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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