| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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