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| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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