| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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