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| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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