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| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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