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| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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