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| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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