| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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