| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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