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| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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