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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 84 | | | | Joke: | "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, I want to listen to it on my record-player! " | | | |
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