| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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