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| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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