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| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more
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| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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