| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more
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