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    Category:Criminal jokes
    Date Added:11/10/2007
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    Joke:A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning." "Who shall I call," her husband asked, "police or ambulance?"
     
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