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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 78 | | | | Joke: | "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his dad, "Ill get you the cash when the bank closes." | | | |
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