|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Cowboy jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 113 | | | | Joke: | The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "Whats the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I dont believe I want to ride." | | | |
Add to del.icio.us
Digg this
Reddit
| |
More Cowboy Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... more
| | 2. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Sh... more
| | 3. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Why did the cowboys car stop?It had Injun (engine) trouble.... more
| | 4. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldnt keep his calves together!... more
| | 5. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... more
| | 6. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to th... more
| | 7. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "Whatd Emmaline give yew for yore birt... more
| | 8. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horses name is Frida... more
| | 9. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?Because he rode the range.... more
| | 10. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters."E... more
|
|
|