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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more
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| A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, help... more
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| Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all n... more
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| How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more
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| Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more
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| It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they w... more
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| This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the... more
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