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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more
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| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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