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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more
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| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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