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| How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Dont feed it !... more
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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| What is the cows holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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