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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?It was a moth ball !... more
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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