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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im scared of Father ChristmasDoctor: Youre suffering from Claus-trophobia.... more
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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all strai... more
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