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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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| Whats Christmas called in England ?Yule Britannia !... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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