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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?It was a moth ball !... more
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| What happens to you at Christmas ?Yule be happy !... more
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