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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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