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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe... more
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more
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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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