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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !... more
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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