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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more
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| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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