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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more
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| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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