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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried... more
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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