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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe... more
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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