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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im scared of Father ChristmasDoctor: Youre suffering from Claus-trophobia.... more
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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