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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all strai... more
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| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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